I've met and made fun of MC Hammer to his face, been in a riot, could be construed as an accessory to attempted murder (fight gone bad), had a rivalry with a university police officer, and much more. Most of my stories are from college and all are both true and absurd.
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE OF PUBLISHED WRITER DOCTER ARTEUS SIMMONS (DR SIMMONS). THE SITE FEATURES TWISTED HUMOR, SARCASM, NON CONFORMIST PERSONAL OPINION, POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS, ATHEISM, AND CONFUSION.
Hi, I am Pedro Huggins (James Huggins' younger & better looking brother), like Jim-Bob (as we call James round the ole kitchen table), I look forward to the opportunity of foisting my website upon this ring despite a total lack of relevant content. What the heck, that little stickin' point never stops James from joining wazillions of rings, does it? Thanks for the idea, Bro!
A site parodying home shopping channels and other funny stuff in life. In addition to parody and satire, the site praises "the fat chick" and those who love chicks, since the site owners are, themselves, big, beautiful women. Almost everyone qualifies as a scumbag, by our definition. Laugh your butt off at topics such as "Scum Haiku", "Stuff To Think About", and, of course, our "Products" page.
