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email me as to where to buy a tenor steel drum i want one that sound real sweet my nane is dennis im a club drummer thank you
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it has 14 notes in the outer circle c to f can anyone tell me about it it old craswelldennis@gmail.com
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TRUE WISDOM
An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the
college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be
given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating,
the dean selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of
lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of
light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."
totallytwo
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself
Before Buying Burger King's New Meat'Normous Sandwich...
10. "How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?"
9. "Am I comfortable using the word, 'meat'normous'?"
8. "Do I have $3.49 and a death wish?"
7. "Is that bigger than meat'gantic?"
6. "Does a massive coronary qualify as 'having it my way'?"
5. "Is this gonna spoil my breakfast dessert?"
4. "Should I ask my doctor about Lipitor?"
3. "Why do I have to sign a waiver?"
2. "Can I get it with egg whites?"
1. "Did Cheney like it?"
totallytwo
The Violin Shops
Three violin manufactures have all done business for
The Violin Shops
Three violin manufactures have all done business for
years on the same block in the small town of Cremona,
Italy. After years of a peaceful coexistence, the
Amati shop decided to put a sign in the window saying:
"We make the best violins in Italy."
The Guarneri shop soon followed suit, and put a
sign in their window proclaiming:
"We make the best violins in the world."
Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at
their shop saying:
"We make the best violins on the block."
totallytwo
The Batteries
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help? I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?""Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?"I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
totallytwo
T-Shirt Message
A kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just
before needing to leave for school that she needed to
take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife frantically swept through my daughter's room,
finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had
something printed on one side. She sent it off to school with my daughter.
That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily
showed off her shirt. On one side it said, "Families are forever."
And on the other, "Be smart, don't start."
